May 16, 2005

A primer for paying bribes in Russia

The following comes from the "Readings" section in the May 2005 issue of Harper's:

[Etiquette] GETTING TO DA

From Russian Customs for Finns, a guidebook published in 2003 by the Finnish-Russian Chamber of Commerce, which withdrew it in January after com­plaints . According to a study sponsored by the World Bank, Russians spend approximately $36 billion an­nually in bribes, more than half of annual government spending. Translated from the Finnish by Yuni Kim.

Russia is the land of small gifts. Gifts are giv­en not just to friends but also to people and groups one does business with. A Russian government of­ficial may feel insulted if he is not remembered in some way, even if business has been done with him several times. A secretary can obstruct or facilitate access to a business executive depend­ing on whether or not one has built a good rela­tionship with him or her. Even the little people should be regarded as humans, not just as small gears in a big machine. A big machine might stop if a tiny but important gear is not well oiled.

HOW TO RECOGNIZE THE DESIRE FOR A BRIBE

The first clue that an office employee or gov­ernment official desires a bribe is a delay in get­ting things done. Questions are not met with concrete answers. Everything is "being looked into." Those who have worked extensively with government officials say that the desire for a bribe can be seen in the eyes.

An official who expects a bribe will lead the conversation down certain paths and give ob­vious hints. However, the foreigner unused to bribery procedures will not necessarily under­stand key phrases, such as the following:

  • You understand, of course, I would be very glad to. But it's troublesome . . .

  • This could be taken care of, if you help me with one thing . . .

  • I could, on certain conditions. . .

  • We could discuss this in a different way . . .

  • I could facilitate a faster solution . . .

Gestures are also used; for example, rubbing the thumb against the index finger.

WHAT TO GIVE AS A BRIBE

There are no universally applicable instruc­tions about what should be given as a bribe. Bribes range from packs of cigarettes and box­es of chocolate to "not so terribly small" sums to be transferred to Swiss bank accounts. An authority dealing with various licenses and in­spections can point to small machines and gadgets and mention meaningfully that he or she too would have a use for them. The easi­est bribery situation is when a government of­ficial asks for office supplies. The request might be for regular copy paper, which an of­fice with a limited budget can't afford. The largest bribes are given in those sectors where Russia's big money lies. Requested service fees might include package tours to sunny climates or trips to Lapland.

Estimating the amount of the bribe is easier when the bribe recipient states his needs, as he often will do. He might request a certain sum of money, paid into a specific account. The charge even may be fixed, so that the amount can be learned in advance from other businessmen.

HOW TO GIVE THE BRIBE

There is a certain amount of know-how in­volved in giving a bribe. The situation is usual­ly such that one doesn't have an appropriate gift in one's suitcase right then and there. The procedure for handing over the bribe must then be agreed upon beforehand. If money is to be paid into an account, it should be agreed how it will be paid. If the recipient of the bribe asks for material goods, they can be delivered by a courier at a predetermined time—for example, the next day. If a situation arises on the street—for example, with policemen—the bribe should be given right away.

There is always the risk in giving a bribe that competitors or the mafia will find out about it and use this knowledge to their ad­vantage. One should give a bribe delicately, absolutely without witnesses, preferably using a Russian go-between. Whatever the situa­tion, it must never be done with a grimace, however annoying or morally repulsive you find it. You can'*, offend the recipient if you want the bribe to be effective. In some situa­tions it may even be appropriate to give the bribe in an overdramatic manner, with speeches, as a gift to a "dear friend."

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